A Wealthy Old Man

Bob, a 60 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

[DISCLAIMER: This write-up is purely fictional with no resemblance to anyone dead or alive, if there is anyone alive having the same description, Please go and Kill yourself!! as for those who are dead, Rollover and Die again!!

Humor is everywhere . What these jokes try is to exploit those in other darker aspects of our lives and fantasies.
Remember the jokes I post here are those I collect from the net . Most of the jokes are’nt really funny but simply disgusting. Never mind if you don’t find half of these jokes funny. Many don’t ( Including myself !). But if you do , crack up and lets go to hell !!!!

Some jokes are too damn sick. I hate them and so you will. Now you’re asking “ For what the hell u r posting them then ?”And I retort to the good old reply “ Some rare soul who likes them might come along . Let’s leave those jokes for him/her. Alright ? “]