Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask
each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who Killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The
Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was
asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview?" Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder."
[DISCLAIMER: This write-up is purely fictional with no resemblance to anyone dead or alive, if there is anyone alive having the same description, Please go and Kill yourself!! as for those who are dead, Rollover and Die again!!
Humor is everywhere . What these jokes try is to exploit those in other darker aspects of our lives and fantasies.
Remember the jokes I post here are those I collect from the net . Most of the jokes are’nt really funny but simply disgusting. Never mind if you don’t find half of these jokes funny. Many don’t ( Including myself !). But if you do , crack up and lets go to hell !!!!
Some jokes are too damn sick. I hate them and so you will. Now you’re asking “ For what the hell u r posting them then ?”And I retort to the good old reply “ Some rare soul who likes them might come along . Let’s leave those jokes for him/her. Alright ? “]
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