funny Rude Sms Messeges

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message


Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?


The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?


Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..


How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*


Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007

I worte your name in the sand but it got washed away,
i wrote your name in the sky but it got blew away,
i wrote your name in my heart where it will stay...

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life, but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart.
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u left urs in mine

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!


I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."


You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420