Funny Sms Collection 2

See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.

EYES : To look at you HAND : To pray for you Mind : To remember you Heart : To love you AND AND AND AND AND LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!

There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

Bachelors schedule Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbaadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next!!!

If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

When we had met, God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. I dont remember what i chose.....

Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people,
And Legends never talk, they send SMS...

God made a daylight n is called �SUN�, God made a entertatemaint n is called �FUN�, God made a nightlight n is called �MOON�, God made a U n is called �CARTOON�,

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book...

Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........<> No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!!

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - its really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... Im playing cards and weve misplaced the JOKER

U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE.

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U

I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!

Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!

Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...

Last night a tear rolled out of my eyes ,I asked it "y did u come out ?it replied "there is someone so special in ur eyes that there is no space for me inside :