Talking A Man And His Pet Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!":laughing;

[DISCLAIMER: This write-up is purely fictional with no resemblance to anyone dead or alive, if there is anyone alive having the same description, Please go and Kill yourself!! as for those who are dead, Rollover and Die again!!

Humor is everywhere . What these jokes try is to exploit those in other darker aspects of our lives and fantasies.
Remember the jokes I post here are those I collect from the net . Most of the jokes are’nt really funny but simply disgusting. Never mind if you don’t find half of these jokes funny. Many don’t ( Including myself !). But if you do , crack up and lets go to hell !!!!

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