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funny Rude Sms Messeges

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ...... ... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007

I worte your name in the sand but it got washed away,
i wrote your name in the sky but it got blew away,
i wrote your name in my heart where it will stay...

Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life, but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart.
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u left urs in mine

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420

Funny Sms Collection 2

See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.

EYES : To look at you HAND : To pray for you Mind : To remember you Heart : To love you AND AND AND AND AND LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!

There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

Bachelors schedule Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbaadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next!!!

If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

When we had met, God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. I dont remember what i chose.....

Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people,
And Legends never talk, they send SMS...

God made a daylight n is called �SUN�, God made a entertatemaint n is called �FUN�, God made a nightlight n is called �MOON�, God made a U n is called �CARTOON�,

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book...

Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........<> No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!!

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - its really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... Im playing cards and weve misplaced the JOKER

U! I TRUSTED U SO MUCH & UR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT! WHY DID U TELL OTHERS MY SECRET? U REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME! PLZ STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE.

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U

I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!

Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!

Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...

Last night a tear rolled out of my eyes ,I asked it "y did u come out ?it replied "there is someone so special in ur eyes that there is no space for me inside :

Funny Sms Collection

One day Santa s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me Ur Telephone No

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women

PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!

Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away.....why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !

AYZAZYPZYKYZA TYZIZYMZYE BYZAZYRZYBZYAZYAZYD KZYAZYRZY NZYA TZYHZYA KYZAYZR DZYIYYA. ONLY Y AND Z KO ERASE KARO AUR PADHO. ITS INTERESTING.THANK U.

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U

I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up

When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace

Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!

I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

Sardar Detective

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask
each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who Killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The
Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was
asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview?" Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder."

[DISCLAIMER: This write-up is purely fictional with no resemblance to anyone dead or alive, if there is anyone alive having the same description, Please go and Kill yourself!! as for those who are dead, Rollover and Die again!!

Humor is everywhere . What these jokes try is to exploit those in other darker aspects of our lives and fantasies.
Remember the jokes I post here are those I collect from the net . Most of the jokes are’nt really funny but simply disgusting. Never mind if you don’t find half of these jokes funny. Many don’t ( Including myself !). But if you do , crack up and lets go to hell !!!!

Some jokes are too damn sick. I hate them and so you will. Now you’re asking “ For what the hell u r posting them then ?”And I retort to the good old reply “ Some rare soul who likes them might come along . Let’s leave those jokes for him/her. Alright ? “]

A Wealthy Old Man

Bob, a 60 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

[DISCLAIMER: This write-up is purely fictional with no resemblance to anyone dead or alive, if there is anyone alive having the same description, Please go and Kill yourself!! as for those who are dead, Rollover and Die again!!

Humor is everywhere . What these jokes try is to exploit those in other darker aspects of our lives and fantasies.
Remember the jokes I post here are those I collect from the net . Most of the jokes are’nt really funny but simply disgusting. Never mind if you don’t find half of these jokes funny. Many don’t ( Including myself !). But if you do , crack up and lets go to hell !!!!

Some jokes are too damn sick. I hate them and so you will. Now you’re asking “ For what the hell u r posting them then ?”And I retort to the good old reply “ Some rare soul who likes them might come along . Let’s leave those jokes for him/her. Alright ? “]

Talking A Man And His Pet Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

:laughing;

[DISCLAIMER: This write-up is purely fictional with no resemblance to anyone dead or alive, if there is anyone alive having the same description, Please go and Kill yourself!! as for those who are dead, Rollover and Die again!!

Humor is everywhere . What these jokes try is to exploit those in other darker aspects of our lives and fantasies.
Remember the jokes I post here are those I collect from the net . Most of the jokes are’nt really funny but simply disgusting. Never mind if you don’t find half of these jokes funny. Many don’t ( Including myself !). But if you do , crack up and lets go to hell !!!!

Some jokes are too damn sick. I hate them and so you will. Now you’re asking “ For what the hell u r posting them then ?”And I retort to the good old reply “ Some rare soul who likes them might come along . Let’s leave those jokes for him/her. Alright ? “]